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Crash Bandicoot is a video game franchise about cartoon characters (the good guys include stylized bandicoots with personalities and the bad guys include the Cortexes) from a fictional answer to Australia.

Throughout the fifth generation era of gaming (aka the Naughty Dog era)[]

As a retro fan, we can all understand how the oldest Crash Bandicoot games are amazing. They have a lot work put into their retro graphics, a very deep execution of their gameplay, soundtracks that fit the places the characters are at/have a lot of imagination put into it and three-dimensional characters that can do a lot of skills.

In the sixth generation era of gaming (aka the Travellers' Tales era)[]

Although the second era of Crash Bandicoot aka the Travellers' Tales era of Crash Bandicoot can be considered awesome, its noticeable dud is the laughably irritating Spyro crossover (especially Spyro Orange: The Cortex conspiracy) including the lazy and uncreative gameplay of The Wrath of Cortex. And even though the Crash Bandicoot games for the GBA are retro, extreme fun, we know that there are video games which did before the visuals they did.

The seventh generation era of gaming (the Radical Entertainment era)[]

Welp, it seems as if the company that brought us the educational Mario games by The Software Toolworks took over Crash Bandicoot. *sigh* Lest we forget the fact that its name has the teenage surfer dude word "radical" in it. What does that mean for the Crash Bandicoot franchise????? What makes this era far from likeable is that it has a sexist excuse to exist by having Coco Bandicoot and Nina Cortex be arch-rivals, but it's not for the wrong reasons (luckily, they do not fight for the heart of a male including if it means for the heart of either one of Coco's only brothers). Another reason why the Radical Entertainment era is tolerable at best is because Crash of the Titans has no imagination apart from adventure. That and Crash Boom Bang has points to why it is the most panned Crash Bandicoot game of all time although it could be as underwhelming as the DS version of Mind Over Mutant (which is actually a fairly fun game on every other console version).

A Frigid Fire film adaptation of Crash Bandicoot[]

To celebrate either the 25th or 30th anniversary of the Crash Bandicoot franchise, The Ultimate Daredevil plans to make a film of the Crash Bandicoot content with a lot of strong content including female characters like Coco Bandicoot having NOTHING to cover her THICC, buxom, adult, bubble-butted, real body, not even fur. The casting for this adaptation is planned to be The Ultimate Daredevil (aka Kieran Glen Harris Stark) as various characters in different voices including Crash Bandicoot himself, The Ultimate Daredevil's father Timothy Harris as Aku-Aku, Emily Browning as Coco Bandicoot, Terry Crews as Crunch Bandicoot, Johnny Depp as Dr. Neo Cortex and so much more.

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